OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and
then slowly expands back to 200MB.
AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are
getting.
MCI VIRUS: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much
for the AT&T virus.
PAUL REVERE VIRUS: This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns
you of impending hard disk attack---once if by LAN, twice if by C:>.
POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers
to itself as an...
